do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
How does being a fan of Broadway even work for people who don’t live in New York? like, are you guys ok?
No. No we’re not.
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
Does anyone know of any tv shows based on music stuff? Orchestras, choirs, concert bands, anything sorta classical music? Anime, reality show, anythinggg?
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
nothing hurts me more than when i start singing a song in the original key and i can’t reach a note
grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again
Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world